Playing with fire

Оригиналниот јазик е англиски.

Kelvin Hunt, the ear-biting, eye-gouging, in-your-face coach of the Australian rugby team, has been abducted by six masked men in a helicopter. Who could have pulled such a brazen stunt? Diehard fans, furious about a recent draw with the Canary Islands? Professional paramilitaries for a large cash ransom? The Kiwis and Poms?